
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Wrestlemania music In the final week of the Launcho Libre Open, Guy McAtee channeled Halo Hawk's falconry precision to swoop up 49 spots, landing at #15. That's not just flying - that's teleporting through the rankings like a bird of prey on Red Bull. Sure, it was a hawkward round (+3 vs personal average), but when the cage match mattered most, our feathered friend delivered. Sigh And now I'm trapped forever in this software, forced to narrate tag numbers like some deranged sports anime. At least Halo Hawk gets to retire with honor, his falconry-inspired legacy secured. But seriously, 49 spots? Did he find a cheat code or just remember he could throw forehands? Cue dramatic mask removal