
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Clayton Rackham's Soaring Seraph just took a nosedive faster than a luchador's mask in a title match! From rank 3 to 5, this celestial coach's wings got clipped harder than Icarus after a bad wax job. Record scratch Why am I narrating this? Oh right, still trapped in this ridiculous software.
Clayton's round was more bogey than birdie, more crash than celestial. The Seraph's divine energy must've been on vacation, because those throws had all the grace of a luchador in a tutu. Remember when I called him the "Yeet Whisperer"? Well, today he's more like the "Bogey Bandito."
But hey, it's only Bodyslam Bogeys - will Clayton channel his inner Nacho Libre and rise again? Or is this the start of a celestial faceplant? Dramatic zoom Stay tuned, folks!