
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music In this week's episode of "Disc Golf: The Telenovela," Timothy Dallin and Wind Warden face their first real test. Spoiler: it didn't go well. Despite his wind-manipulating powers, Tim's score blew harder than a hurricane in a trailer park. Cue sad trombone
The tag exchange? More like a tag massacre. Wind Warden plummeted 14 spots faster than a luchador thrown from the top rope. Remember when I said he could defy physics? Yeah, about that... Turns out gravity still works. Who knew?
Breaking the fourth wall Why am I stuck narrating this nonsense? Oh right, because someone thought combining wrestling and disc golf was a good idea. Sigh
But hey, it's only week one! Will Wind Warden rise like a phoenix from the ashes of this disaster? Or will he continue to be about as useful as a screen door on a submarine? Stay tuned!