
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music Luke Baczuk and Flight Falcon are back! record scratch Wait, why am I still narrating this? Oh right, because this league software is my personal hell.
Despite channeling his inner Maverick (Top Gun, not the energy drink), Luke's tag took a nosedive worthy of Goose. insert falcon screech Flight Falcon plummeted 7 spots faster than a botched acrobatic maneuver.
But hey, at least he beat his personal best! cue Rocky training montage The former falconer's precision throws were on point, even if his ranking wasn't. Though let's be real, this software is more glitchy than my ex's text game.
Will Flight Falcon rise from the ashes? Or will he continue his Birdie Business in the rough? Stay tuned for next week's episode of "When Luchadors Learn... Sort Of."