Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptThe Crowd-Pleasing Acrobat of the Fairway
TroubleStyle Points Overrule Scorecard Logic
Juggler's Hands, Putter's TouchHonor-Bound to Wow the GalleryA Flip for Every Occasion
Altitude Artist, born as Javier 'Javi' Morales, was a street performer known for his breathtaking aerial stunts and juggling acts. Inspired by El Ángel Volador's gravity-defying throws, Javi joined the Técnicos Voladores to combine his acrobatic skills with disc golf. His journey from street performer to luchador disc golfer is a testament to his dedication and artistry.
Altitude Artist is known for his incredible agility and precision. His throws are a blend of power and finesse, often incorporating flips and spins that leave the crowd in awe. He has a natural ability to read the wind and adjust his throws mid-air, making him a formidable competitor on the course.
Altitude Artist serves as the Técnicos Voladores' showman, wowing the crowd with his acrobatic throws and artistic flair. He is a key player in the faction's efforts to maintain their reputation for skill and sportsmanship, often stepping up in high-pressure situations to deliver game-changing performances.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
#9 #15
Adjusts virtual luchador mask while questioning life choices
Listen up, disc-arinos! Despite <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> channeling his inner <em>Altitude Artist</em> with a performance that would make Nacho Libre proud, our high-flying acrobat took a shocking tumble down the rankings! BAH GAWD, that tag had a family!
Sure, he crushed his usual numbers like a folding chair to the back, but dramatically clutches chest six positions lost? That's more painful than watching me try to escape this digital prison of spandex and spreadsheets!
Will our street-performing sensation bounce back? Can anyone explain why I'm forced to wear this itchy virtual mask? STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK'S LAUNCHO LIBRE THROWDOWN!
Played
Week 5
#31 #9
Leaps dramatically onto announcer's table ¡SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES! In a shocking turn of events that has me questioning my existence in this lucha libre fever dream, <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> just pulled off the tag team takedown of the century! Like Nacho Libre discovering stretchy pants, our boy found his groove and bodyslammed his way from #31 to #9!
As <em>Altitude Artist</em> would say, "It's not about the height of your jump, but the style of your landing." And honey, this landing was chef's kiss. Though between us, I'm pretty sure I saw him using illegal moves behind the ref's back.
Will this high-flying performance continue? Can anyone stop this masked menace? Why am I still trapped in this ridiculous software? ¡HASTA LA PRÓXIMA, DISC WARRIORS! 🎭
Played
Week 3
#36 #31
Cue dramatic lucha libre music ¡Ay caramba! <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> and <em>Altitude Artist</em> are climbing the ranks like Tony Hawk grinding a rail! From 36 to 31 - it's not quite a 900° spin, but hey, we'll take it!
Our "artistic" hero is still throwing like a drunk pigeon, but at least he's not faceplanting anymore. Insert WWE-style commentary "OHHHH WHAT A DISC-ATROPHY! BUT WAIT - HE'S CLIMBING! LIKE A STREET PERFORMER ON A UNICYCLE!"
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this? This commentary gig is worse than my last Tinder date.
From street performer to disc golf luchador - because that's a totally normal career path. Will <em>Altitude Artist</em> continue his ascent, or will he crash harder than my will to live in this ridiculous software? Stay tuned for more "disc-overy" channel nonsense!
Played
Week 2
#40 #36
Cue dramatic wrestling announcer voice LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> and <em>Altitude Artist</em> are climbing the ranks like a luchador up the ropes! From 40 to 36 - it's not exactly a moonsault, but hey, progress!
Our "artistic" hero is still throwing like a drunk pigeon, but at least he's not faceplanting anymore. Insert WWE-style commentary "OHHHH WHAT A DISC-ATROPHY! BUT WAIT - HE'S CLIMBING! LIKE A STREET PERFORMER ON A UNICYCLE!"
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this? This commentary gig is worse than my last Tinder date.
Will <em>Altitude Artist</em> continue his ascent, or will he crash harder than my will to live in this ridiculous software? Stay tuned for more "disc-overy" channel nonsense!
Played
Week 1
#6 #40
Cue dramatic lucha libre music And here comes <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> with <em>Altitude Artist</em>, flipping through the air like a drunk pigeon! In this week's "Opening Bell," our acrobatic hero attempts a triple backflip putt only to faceplant into a +3 score. Oof.
From rank 6 to 40? That's not a descent, that's a full-on gravity check. But hey, it's week 1 - even Spider-Man had to learn to web-swing without faceplanting.
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel origin story? Oh right, because someone thought luchador disc golf was a good idea.
Will <em>Altitude Artist</em> rise like a phoenix or continue to crash like my last Tinder date? Stay tuned for more "disc-overy" channel nonsense!
Forged
Born from a freak accident involving a trampoline, a piñata, and a rogue disc, <em>Altitude Artist</em> soared into existence when Javi Morales attempted a triple backflip putt. Legend says he was inspired by watching "Birdman" on repeat while eating Takis. Now he's here, flipping through the air like a caffeinated squirrel, wondering why he's stuck in this ridiculous disc golf soap opera.
When destiny called, it came in the form of a stray disc ricocheting off a piñata and smacking <strong>Kieran Buhler</strong> square in the chest. The heavens parted, and <em>Altitude Artist</em> descended, whispering, "You, PDGA #140197, shall be my coach in this lucha libre circus." Kieran, with his 869 rating, was clearly chosen for his ability to... uh... not throw too far? But can this 'artist' really paint the sky with hyzers, or will they just crash and burn like a piñata full of disappointment?
See where Kieran Buhler sits in the pool.Updated after every finalized round
