Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Current Holder
Kieran Buhler
Altitude Artist
The Crowd-Pleasing Acrobat of the Fairway
Style Points Overrule Scorecard Logic
Aspects refreshed Dec 16, 2025
Altitude Artist, born as Javier 'Javi' Morales, was a street performer known for his breathtaking aerial stunts and juggling acts. Inspired by El Ángel Volador's gravity-defying throws, Javi joined the Técnicos Voladores to combine his acrobatic skills with disc golf. His journey from street performer to luchador disc golfer is a testament to his dedication and artistry.
Altitude Artist is known for his incredible agility and precision. His throws are a blend of power and finesse, often incorporating flips and spins that leave the crowd in awe. He has a natural ability to read the wind and adjust his throws mid-air, making him a formidable competitor on the course.
Altitude Artist serves as the Técnicos Voladores' showman, wowing the crowd with his acrobatic throws and artistic flair. He is a key player in the faction's efforts to maintain their reputation for skill and sportsmanship, often stepping up in high-pressure situations to deliver game-changing performances.
Tag Details
Técnicos Voladores
The Técnicos Voladores are a heroic pool of luchador disc golfers known for their soaring throws and acrobatic putting styles. They believe in wowing the crowd and besting their opponents through skill and finesse. The Técnicos abide by a strict code of honor and good sportsmanship, never stooping to the low tactics of their rivals.
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Tag History
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts virtual luchador mask while questioning life choices
Listen up, disc-arinos! Despite Kieran Buhler channeling his inner Altitude Artist with a performance that would make Nacho Libre proud, our high-flying acrobat took a shocking tumble down the rankings! BAH GAWD, that tag had a family!
Sure, he crushed his usual numbers like a folding chair to the back, but dramatically clutches chest six positions lost? That's more painful than watching me try to escape this digital prison of spandex and spreadsheets!
Will our street-performing sensation bounce back? Can anyone explain why I'm forced to wear this itchy virtual mask? STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK'S LAUNCHO LIBRE THROWDOWN!
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Leaps dramatically onto announcer's table ¡SEÑORAS Y SEÑORES! In a shocking turn of events that has me questioning my existence in this lucha libre fever dream, Kieran Buhler just pulled off the tag team takedown of the century! Like Nacho Libre discovering stretchy pants, our boy found his groove and bodyslammed his way from #31 to #9!
As Altitude Artist would say, "It's not about the height of your jump, but the style of your landing." And honey, this landing was chef's kiss. Though between us, I'm pretty sure I saw him using illegal moves behind the ref's back.
Will this high-flying performance continue? Can anyone stop this masked menace? Why am I still trapped in this ridiculous software? ¡HASTA LA PRÓXIMA, DISC WARRIORS! 🎭
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic lucha libre music ¡Ay caramba! Kieran Buhler and Altitude Artist are climbing the ranks like Tony Hawk grinding a rail! From 36 to 31 - it's not quite a 900° spin, but hey, we'll take it!
Our "artistic" hero is still throwing like a drunk pigeon, but at least he's not faceplanting anymore. Insert WWE-style commentary "OHHHH WHAT A DISC-ATROPHY! BUT WAIT - HE'S CLIMBING! LIKE A STREET PERFORMER ON A UNICYCLE!"
Fourth wall break Why am I narrating this? This commentary gig is worse than my last Tinder date.
From street performer to disc golf luchador - because that's a totally normal career path. Will Altitude Artist continue his ascent, or will he crash harder than my will to live in this ridiculous software? Stay tuned for more "disc-overy" channel nonsense!