
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts virtual luchador mask while questioning life choices
Listen up, disc-arinos! Despite Kieran Buhler channeling his inner Altitude Artist with a performance that would make Nacho Libre proud, our high-flying acrobat took a shocking tumble down the rankings! BAH GAWD, that tag had a family!
Sure, he crushed his usual numbers like a folding chair to the back, but dramatically clutches chest six positions lost? That's more painful than watching me try to escape this digital prison of spandex and spreadsheets!
Will our street-performing sensation bounce back? Can anyone explain why I'm forced to wear this itchy virtual mask? STAY TUNED FOR NEXT WEEK'S LAUNCHO LIBRE THROWDOWN!