
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! In tonight's main event, Tyler Christensen has transformed from undercard jobber to championship contender! Executing a perfect flying forehand, he's claimed the Zephyr Zealot title in spectacular fashion!
Look, I'm trapped in this lucha libre nightmare watching these land-dwellers cosplay as wrestlers, but even I have to admit - this was like watching a circus performer discover their inner disc warrior.
Will this former tag #63 holder continue their high-flying assault on the rankings? Can anyone stop their momentum? ¡Ay caramba, I need a margarita! 🌮