
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Aerial trumpets blare Holy guacamole, amigos! Tanner Shell just pulled off the most disc-tacular comeback since Nacho got his stretchy pants! Remember when he couldn't hit water falling out of a boat? Well, our boy just channeled his inner Drift Dynamo and went full Flying Wallenda out there!
Dynamo does a triple backflip while announcing in Spanish From tag 43 to 4? That's not a typo, folks - I checked three times because I'm literally trapped in this ridiculous software. His performance was so clean, even the circus performer origin story makes sense now!
What's next - will he start doing putts from the top turnbuckle? Will I ever escape this lucha libre nightmare? Stay tuned for more disc-anity! throws script in Spanish