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Jay Shock
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 894 rating
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#24 Starburst Styracosaurus
Jay Shock

Jay Shock

PDGA Rating 903
Division MA2
Events Played 2
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Starburst Styracosaurus

Origin Story

The Starburst Styracosaurus was once a wild dinosaur roaming the desert landscapes of a distant planet. Discovered by Jet Masterson during a routine scouting mission, the Styracosaurus was severely injured. Jet and Nova Brighteyes nursed it back to health, augmenting it with advanced cosmic technology. The dinosaur's natural resilience combined with the high-tech enhancements made it a perfect companion for the Nova Brigade, symbolizing their belief in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf.

Properties

The Starburst Styracosaurus is a massive dinosaur with glowing cybernetic enhancements that pulse with cosmic energy. Its horns are reinforced with titanium alloy, and its body is covered in armored plates that shimmer with a starburst pattern. The dinosaur's tail is equipped with a plasma generator, allowing it to unleash powerful energy blasts. Its eyes are augmented with holographic displays, providing real-time data and enhancing its vision.

Role

The Starburst Styracosaurus serves as a beacon of hope and a symbol of the Nova Brigade's values. It plays a crucial role in the ElevateUT Showdown Series, using its advanced technology and prehistoric strength to outmaneuver opponents and protect its allies. The dinosaur's presence on the battlefield inspires rookie space cowboys to push their limits and strive for greatness.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

"I still remember the weight of that first disc in my hand, the way it seemed to hum with untold potential. In that moment, the stars aligned and I knew my fate was intertwined with this sport."
Jett "Stardust" Novak Raven "Dark Star" Blackwood

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

96

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Tag History

Jay Shock
Jay Shock
Week 6 Score: 64 Place: 1
2 months ago
Jay Shock
Jay Shock
Week 2 Score: 62 Place: 1
3 months ago
Origin Story
3 months ago