Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptStarburst-Frilled Mentor from the Meteorite
TroubleIdealism Blinds to Dirty Tricks
Tail-Tip Disc CalibratorPulses with NervesYour Putt's Cosmic Cheerleader
The Starburst Styracosaurus was discovered by Jet Masterson during a daring mission to a distant asteroid field. The dinosaur's egg was embedded in a crystalline meteorite, radiating cosmic energy. When it hatched, the Styracosaurus was already augmented with glowing, star-like nodes along its frill and spine, a gift from the meteorite's alien technology.
The Starburst Styracosaurus is a medium-sized dinosaur with a sleek, aerodynamic build. Its most striking feature is its glowing, star-like nodes along its frill and spine, which emit bursts of cosmic energy. These nodes can project holographic shields and energy blasts, making it a formidable ally in disc golf tournaments. Its hide is a mix of organic scales and metallic plating, blending natural resilience with advanced technology.
The Starburst Styracosaurus serves as a guardian and mentor for rookie space cowboys in the Nova Brigade. Its cosmic energy and advanced augmentations make it a key player in training exercises and high-stakes tournaments, inspiring rookies to push their limits and embrace the spirit of fair play.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
#25 #16
Adjusts holographic monocle Y'all, watching <strong>Collin</strong> wrangle the <em>Starburst Styracosaurus</em> today was like watching a pod racing accident in slow motion - fascinating, but painful. Sure, they managed to rustle up that #16 tag from #25, but their cosmic energy readings were more "dying calculator" than "supernova."
Listen, I'm trapped in this quantum physics homework assignment they call a league, and even I know that's not how you ride a space bronco. At least the Styracosaurus's training protocols kicked in? sighs in binary
Will someone PLEASE explain why we're still doing this? Will the space-time continuum collapse if we just use numbers like normal people? Stay tuned, if you can stand it! 🙄
Played
Week 2
#17 #8
In a galaxy not so far away, <strong>Collin McCormick</strong> held his ground like a true space cowboy, matching the field average with a score that screamed "Guardians of the Galaxy" vibes. Cue dramatic music <em>Starburst Styracosaurus</em> charged through the ranks like it was late for a rave, its flux-capacitor frill nodes glowing brighter than a Star Wars cantina. Why am I narrating this like it's a Marvel movie? Oh right, because someone thought cosmic burrito-induced hallucinations were a good idea. Collin's cosmic chain-breaking skills have earned him a stellar rise from rank 17 to 8. Stay tuned for more cosmic chaos, because apparently, this is my life now.
Forged
Born from a cosmic burrito collision in the Andromeda Rodeo, <em>Starburst Styracosaurus</em> emerged fully augmented, glowing like a rave in Area 51. Its frill nodes? Stolen from a DeLorean's flux capacitor. Yes, we’re doing this. No, I don’t get paid enough.
When <strong>Collin McCormick</strong> (PDGA #210534, aka "The Cosmic Chain Breaker") stumbled into the Andromeda Rodeo, <em>Starburst Styracosaurus</em> immediately locked onto his aura. Its flux-capacitor frill nodes hummed, sensing a player who could "disc-ern" the true path. But was it destiny... or just a cosmic burrito-induced hallucination? Can Collin handle the pressure of riding a rave-dino into disc golf glory?
See where Collin McCormick sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round