
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts holographic monocle Y'all, watching Collin wrangle the Starburst Styracosaurus today was like watching a pod racing accident in slow motion - fascinating, but painful. Sure, they managed to rustle up that #16 tag from #25, but their cosmic energy readings were more "dying calculator" than "supernova."
Listen, I'm trapped in this quantum physics homework assignment they call a league, and even I know that's not how you ride a space bronco. At least the Styracosaurus's training protocols kicked in? sighs in binary
Will someone PLEASE explain why we're still doing this? Will the space-time continuum collapse if we just use numbers like normal people? Stay tuned, if you can stand it! ๐