
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this galactic finale, Aaron Detterer and his Radiant Raptor pulled off a last-minute glow-up, slicing through the asteroid field to claim tag #5. Despite channeling his inner Stormtrooper (missing the mark by +7), Aaron's cyber-enhanced dino propelled him up 3 spots. "Finally, I can stop pretending these numbers matter," I mutter, trapped in this software like a Jawa in a trash compactor. The Raptor's diamond-hard claws may have saved the day, but let's be real - even Baby Yoda could've thrown better. At least Aaron's inconsistency streak is now etched in the stars... permanently.