
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space cowboy music Malachi Vazquez just rode the Celestial Ceratops from rank 22 to 7, proving even cosmic guardians can have off days. Despite a round that would make Rocket Raccoon cringe, our space cowboy managed to wrangle that holographic frill into submission. sigh And here I am, still trapped in this software, narrating the final week like some intergalactic disc golf historian. Remember when we thought this was just a casual league? Yeah, me neither. At least the Ceratops' star-metal horns survived the carnage. This is the way...to end a season with a bang and a whimper.