Malachi Vazquez: #7 Celestial Ceratops

Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 22
7
Malachi Vazquez
Pool Emblem Celestial Ceratops
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 903 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Celestial Ceratops

#7

Origin Story

The Celestial Ceratops was discovered on a distant, star-lit planet by a group of rookie space cowboys from the Nova Brigade. Legend has it that the dinosaur was once a guardian of an ancient cosmic temple, imbued with celestial energy. When the rookies stumbled upon it, the Ceratops chose to bond with them, recognizing their pure hearts and noble intentions. Together, they formed an unbreakable partnership, ready to take on the challenges of the ElevateUT Showdown Series.

Properties

The Celestial Ceratops is a massive, majestic dinosaur with glowing, celestial-blue cybernetic enhancements. Its horns are reinforced with a rare, star-metal alloy, making them nearly indestructible. The dinosaur's frill is adorned with holographic projections of constellations, which can be used to disorient opponents. Its body is covered in a sleek, armored plating that shimmers with a cosmic glow, providing both protection and a striking visual presence.

Role

In the world of the Nova Brigade, the Celestial Ceratops serves as a symbol of hope and inspiration. It is often seen leading the charge in disc golf tournaments, using its cosmic powers to guide its rider to victory. The Ceratops also plays a crucial role in training new rookies, teaching them the values of teamwork, honor, and the true spirit of the game.

Tag Details

Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade faction symbol

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

96

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 8 Score: 74 Place: 4
Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 6 Score: 64 Place: 7
Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 5 Score: 58 Place: 2
Malachi  Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 64 Place: 4
Origin Story