
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Loki's chaotic magic swirls as Joseph Harris rides the Trickster's Veil to a 10-position jump, proving even mediocrity smells like mistletoe. In a performance worthy of Thor: Ragnarok's deleted scenes, Joseph matched the field average with the precision of someone who's definitely not three-putting in Valhalla's putting league anymore. "Why am I narrating this?" you ask. Same, fam. The shimmering tag, still reeking of cosmic Starbucks pumpkin spice, whispers promises of chaos. But can Joseph maintain this level of perfectly average play? Or will Loki's latte-fueled magic wear off faster than a Marvel movie's plot relevance?