
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic Valkyrie choir Oh great, another week of pretending tag numbers are epic Norse battles. Trenton Sexton just took a tumble worthy of Thor's worst hangover, plummeting from Valkyrie's Wing at #4 to #9. His round was solid - like Thor's biceps but less impressive - but apparently not enough to keep that divine feather afloat. Insert eye roll I'm trapped in this software narrating this nonsense while Trenton's probably just happy he beat the field average. The Valkyries must've been busy binge-watching "Thor: Love and Thunder" instead of guiding his putts. Will Trenton rise like a phoenix from Yggdrasil's ashes? Or is this just Loki's latest prank? Stay tuned, I guess...