
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold, Casey Howard, the physics-defying hero, rises like a Valkyrie on a caffeine high! Cue shimmering golden light and runes Odin's Sentinel deployed its protective barriers, guiding Casey from rank 27 to 16. Sure, their score was slightly above the field average, but hey, progress is progress. Think of the Sentinel as Janet from The Good Place—ethereal, helpful, and slightly overqualified for this nonsense. Why am I narrating this? I didn’t sign up for Norse mythology fanfic. But here we are, with Casey channeling their inner Thor (minus the hammer) and Odin probably rage-quitting Fortnite again. Skål? More like why.