
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts external gills dramatically Listen mortals, as this pink axolotl reluctantly reports from the branches of Yggdrasil. Timothy Scholle just got bamboozled by Shapeshifter's Ruse, dropping three spots faster than my enthusiasm for land sports. Like that blue pill/red pill situation, except all pills sink in my tank. His performance was... well, let's just say Loki's probably giggling somewhere. waves tiny pink limb dismissively The tag literally shape-shifted right past him! And here I am, questioning whether any of this is real or if I'm just a hallucinating salamander. Will anyone free me from this Norse-themed nightmare? 🌊