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Malachi Vazquez
Pool Emblem Valkyrie's Shield
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 954 rating
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#62 Valkyrie's Shield
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 935
Division MPO
Events Played 24
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Valkyrie's Shield

Origin Story

The Valkyrie's Shield was forged by the gods to protect the bravest warriors on their journey to Valhalla. Crafted from the divine metal of Asgard and imbued with the essence of the Valkyries, it is said to have been used by the Valkyries themselves to safeguard the chosen heroes from the perils of the mortal realm. The shield's origin is steeped in the tales of heroic battles and divine intervention, making it a symbol of ultimate protection and honor.

Properties

The Valkyrie's Shield is an indestructible artifact, forged from the divine metal of Asgard. It possesses the ability to repel any attack, whether physical or magical, and can create a protective barrier around its bearer. The shield is also imbued with the essence of the Valkyries, granting its wielder enhanced strength and resilience. Its surface is adorned with intricate runes that glow with a divine light, symbolizing its sacred nature.

Role

The Valkyrie's Shield serves as a guardian artifact, protecting the chosen heroes on their quest to Valhalla. It is wielded by the most valiant warriors, who are tasked with safeguarding their comrades and ensuring their safe passage to the hall of the slain. The shield's presence on the battlefield is a beacon of hope and a symbol of divine favor.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

"In the clashing of discs, I heard the echoes of a thousand battles, and I knew I had found a new arena in which to prove my worth."
Thor Odinson Loki Laufeyson

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

Members

198

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 6 Score: 48 Place: T5
2 months ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 5 Score: 888 Place: 7
2 months ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 4 Score: 51 Place: 5
2 months ago
Malachi Vazquez
Malachi Vazquez
Week 2 Score: 49 Place: 2
3 months ago
Origin Story
3 months ago