
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Luke Hansen just pulled off a move so slick, even Loki's Mirage couldn't keep up. Rising from rank 16 to 4, Luke's throws were as precise as a Valkyrie's spear, slicing through the chaos like butter. Cue dramatic slow-mo replay of his disc hitting chains. But let's be real, folks, this tag's more unpredictable than a Marvel plot twist. One minute it's here, the next it's gone, like Loki's illusions in the MCU. Remember that boomerang throw? Yeah, the tag does too. Now it's whispering, "Is this real or just another prank?" Honestly, why does this tag think it's in a Norse soap opera? Can someone reboot this software already? Next week: Will Luke keep his spot, or will Loki's Mirage pull another fast one? Stay tuned, mortals.