
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Thor's Vanguard crackles weakly as Riley Thurgood takes a 9-spot nosedive with Yggdrasil's Roots. That crackling energy is looking more like a dying flashlight after this round. I mean, seriously, we're treating tag numbers like they're the Infinity Stones here. "Thor's Vanguard? More like Thor's Rearguard" after that performance. Remember when I said consistency was key? Yeah, neither does Riley. At this rate, Valhalla's looking further away than a 400-foot drive into a headwind. sigh Why am I still narrating this nonsense?