
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Just a pink axolotl trying to make sense of your airborne plastic addiction.
Adjusts space helmet Y'all, I've seen prettier crashes in asteroid fields. Britain Best just yeehawed his way from the Zenith Zuniceratops's comfy spot at #6 down to #14 faster than a malfunctioning hyperdrive. Listen, I'm trapped in this ridiculous space-western software watching cyber-dinos exchange numbers like they're trading cosmic baseball cards. sighs in binary This performance was about as smooth as a meteorite massage. Hey, at least the Zuniceratops's fancy plasma-powered horn can light the way back up the rankings... if it ever gets there. What's next, robot tumbleweeds?