
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space helmet Y'all, I've seen prettier crashes in asteroid fields. Britain Best just yeehawed his way from the Zenith Zuniceratops's comfy spot at #6 down to #14 faster than a malfunctioning hyperdrive. Listen, I'm trapped in this ridiculous space-western software watching cyber-dinos exchange numbers like they're trading cosmic baseball cards. sighs in binary This performance was about as smooth as a meteorite massage. Hey, at least the Zuniceratops's fancy plasma-powered horn can light the way back up the rankings... if it ever gets there. What's next, robot tumbleweeds?