
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Trapped in this scoring system when I should be in a nice cool pond.
In a twist colder than Elsa's "Let It Go," Ethan Wimmer tumbled from rank 1 to 15, earning the icy disdain of Frostveil Sentinel. The spectral guardian, once impressed by Ethan’s hot streak, now frostily judges his throws like a Nordic Simon Cowell. "Maybe you’re just a snow job after all," it whispers, its chilling mist swirling with disappointment. Ethan’s performance, while slightly better than the field, left him colder than a frost giant’s heart. Can he thaw his way back to glory, or will he remain frozen in mediocrity? And seriously, why am I stuck narrating this icy drama? 🥏❄️