Ryder Voelker: #32 Icewoven Tapestry

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Ryder Voelker

PDGA Rating 938
Division MA1
Events Played 1
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Ryder Voelker
Icewoven Tapestry
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 907 rating
#32 Icewoven Tapestry
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Icewoven Tapestry

#32

Origin Story

The Icewoven Tapestry was created by an ancient order of winter mystics who sought to preserve the knowledge of the Ice Phoenix. Woven from threads of eternal frost and imbued with the essence of the phoenix, the tapestry was hidden within the depths of Art Dye's course. It was rediscovered by the Dizzlers during their investigation, becoming a pivotal artifact in their quest to unravel the mystery.

Properties

The Icewoven Tapestry is a large, intricate fabric made from threads of shimmering ice that never melt. It emits a faint, ethereal glow and is cold to the touch. The tapestry's patterns shift and change, revealing hidden messages and clues when exposed to the breath of winter or the presence of supernatural cold. It is both a map and a guide, showing safe passages and areas of intense magical activity.

Role

The Icewoven Tapestry plays a crucial role in the investigation of the Ice Phoenix. It serves as a guide for the Dizzlers, revealing hidden paths and clues that lead them closer to the truth. Its shifting patterns and mystical properties make it an indispensable tool in navigating the supernatural mysteries of the frozen course.

Tag Details

League The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
Pool Dizzlers

Tag History

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Ryder Voelker
Week 8 Score: 56 Place: 15
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