
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Rings bell dramatically LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! In tonight's semifinal shocker, Logan Spittle channeled his inner Winged Whirlwind, executing a perfect Sky Spin that sent tags flying! Like a caffeinated Nacho Libre without the stretchy pants, he soared from #20 to #7!
Look, I'm trapped in this software wearing a virtual lucha mask, but even I have to admit that was chef's kiss. This former trapeze artist's origin story is getting spicier than my code repository! Will our high-flying héroe maintain momentum into next week's championship? Or will gravity finally remember it exists? ¡ARRIBA!