
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When Chaos Crusher crash-landed into this dimension, he needed a coach who could handle his chaotic energy. Enter Derek Smith, PDGA #227920, a man whose 742-rated game screamed "I can work with this trainwreck." Their first meeting? Derek accidentally hit a tree, and Chaos Crusher mistook it for a perfectly executed lucha libre move. Destiny? Or just a really bad throw? Is Derek the chosen one, or just the only one who didn’t run away screaming?