Derek Smith: #8 Chaos Crusher

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Derek Smith

PDGA Rating 745
Division MA60
Events Played 6
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Derek Smith
Pool Emblem Chaos Crusher
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Launcho Libre @ Art Dye

Jan 17 - Feb 28, 2025
Averaged a 797 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Chaos Crusher

#8

Origin Story

Chaos Crusher was once a promising young luchador known for his unpredictable and aggressive style in the ring. After a series of controversial matches where he was accused of using underhanded tactics, he was recruited by El Diablo Sucio to join the Rudos Sucios. Embracing his chaotic nature, Chaos Crusher quickly became one of the faction's most feared members, known for his devastating throws and ability to disrupt any game.

Properties

Chaos Crusher is a muscular and imposing figure, with a physique built for both wrestling and disc golf. His signature move, the 'Chaos Drive,' involves a spinning, high-speed throw that often sends discs flying off course, causing confusion and disruption among his opponents. He is also known for his 'Crusher Putt,' a powerful, straight-line putt that often knocks other discs out of the way. His aggressive style and unpredictable throws make him a formidable opponent on the course.

Role

Chaos Crusher serves as the enforcer for the Rudos Sucios, using his aggressive throws and underhanded tactics to intimidate and disrupt his opponents. His role is to create chaos on the course, ensuring that the Rudos Sucios maintain their dominance through brute force and psychological warfare.

Tag Details

League Launcho Libre @ Art Dye
Pool Rudos Sucios
Rudos Sucios faction symbol

Rudos Sucios

The Rudos Sucios are a villainous stable of luchador disc golfers who dominate the course through vicious throws and underhanded tactics. They revel in breaking the rules and humiliating their opponents. The Rudos mock concepts like honor and sportsmanship, believing that winning is all that matters.

Faction Leader

El Diablo Sucio

A former underground fighter, El Diablo Sucio brings his no-holds-barred viciousness to the disc golf course, leading the Rudos Sucios in their quest to crush the competition.

Members

29

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Derek Smith
Week 1 Score: 64 Place: 1
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