
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
BREAKING NEWS FROM RINGSIDE! Chris Fox, aka Celestial Cyclone, just got body-slammed from the top rope of tag rankings! And here I am, trapped in this lucha libre simulation, watching a meteorologist get his forecast COMPLETELY wrong. adjusts non-existent headset
Listen folks, our "scientific genius" just proved that even understanding wind patterns can't save you from the occasional disc golf beatdown. His signature Cyclone Spin looked more like a gentle breeze today!
Will our fallen científico recover? Can he recalculate his trajectory? Or will he keep spiraling like a disc thrown by a first-time player wearing a sparkly mask? Stay tuned, mi amigos! 🌪️