In a twist colder than your ex's heart, <strong>Jacob Barham</strong> thawed out his game, climbing 78 spots to secure <em>Frostwoven Tapestry</em> #59. The tapestry, shimmering with icy secrets, whispered, "Do you want to build a snowman?" Jacob, ever the skeptic, muttered, "This better not be another Frozen sequel." Despite being +8 vs the field, he matched his personal average, proving consistency is key. The tapestry's ethereal glow revealed his final tag number, locking it in like a disc in a tree. Why am I still here? Just to suffer? This league software is colder than the tapestry itself. Final tag number: 59. Let it go, Jacob. Let it go.
Frostwoven Tapestry
The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye·Competition group Dizzlers·
Challenge · numbers move by duel
Jacob Barham
RAG
Purple
Season Arc · The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye
78
#59Now
#59Best
#137Started
86Weeks
Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE styleHigh ConceptAncient Oracle of Frozen Truths
TroubleAnswers Only in Extreme Cold
Ethereal Glow in Shadows
Reveals OB's Hidden Paths
Your Putt Line is Obvious
Created by an ancient order of winter mystics, the Frostwoven Tapestry was hidden for centuries and rediscovered by the Dizzlers during their investigation of the Ice Phoenix.
A large, intricate fabric made from shimmering ice threads, perpetually cold and emitting an ethereal glow. Durable and resistant to damage, it rearranges its threads to reveal hidden messages when exposed to supernatural cold.
Acts as a guide and oracle for the Dizzlers, revealing hidden truths and paths through the frozen landscape, providing crucial insights and warnings.
Season Story
narrated by FlippyIn a twist colder than your ex's heart, the <em>Frostwoven Tapestry</em> emerged when a group of Dizzlers tried to dry their wet discs with a hair dryer during a snowstorm. The mystical ice threads? Probably just static cling. This relic now holds more secrets than your browser history. Why are we even doing this? sigh Let's investigate.
In a dimly lit alleyway, <strong>Jacob Barham</strong>, PDGA #194194, stumbled upon the <em>Frostwoven Tapestry</em> while chasing a rogue disc. The relic, sensing his 780-rated prowess, whispered, "You shall be my first bearer." Jacob, ever the skeptic, muttered, "This better not be some frozen yogurt promotion." But destiny, like a poorly thrown forehand, had other plans. Will Jacob unravel the tapestry's icy secrets, or will he just use it to wipe off his discs? Only time will tell.
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