
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this frozen finale, Chandler Purtle pulled a Disney princess move, letting it go and climbing 98 spots to land at #36. The Frostveil Oracle hummed approvingly as Chandler's throws crystallized into a solid, if unspectacular, performance. "Do you want to build a snowman?" asked no one, because this software is colder than Chandler's putter. Remember that popsicle ace? Yeah, neither does anyone else. As the Ice Phoenix saga ends, we're left wondering: was it all worth it? Probably not. But hey, at least Chandler's tag won't melt under pressure anymore. Final answer: #36. Mic drop.