
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat while rolling eyes Look who's charging their way up the rankings faster than a Solar Spinosaurus on a sugar rush! Brandon Bumgarner somehow managed to wrangle the Solar Spinosaurus from #31 to #16, despite playing like he left his solar panels in cloudy weather. I swear, this ranking system makes less sense than Buzz Lightyear opening a disc golf pro shop. Like, hello? Anyone else seeing this cosmic injustice? gestures wildly at performance stats But hey, who am I to question the ancient desert planet wisdom of our solar-powered overlords? Will the Spinosaurus's energy reserves last? Stay tuned, space cowboys! 🙄