
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your aquatic narrator, wondering how an axolotl got stuck commentating disc golf.
Adjusts neural interface Listen up, space cowboys! Robert Bumgarner just Rick Roll'd his way from #7 to #4 with his Nova Nodosaur, and I'm starting to think these cyber-dinos are just an elaborate hallucination from being trapped in this software too long. His quantum-powered performance had all the stability of a well-programmed space-steed, though watching him throw was like watching a pod race in slow motion. But hey, at least his shoulder-mounted energy cannons didn't malfunction! winks at camera Will our cyber-saurian champion maintain this position? Or will next week's gravitational anomalies send him back to the outer rim? 🦕✨