
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this final cosmic showdown, Afton Bodell and their Stellar Stegosaur proved tougher than a Mad Max vehicle with three flat tires. Despite an asteroid-level tough round, they held their ground like a plasma-powered thagomizer in a meteor shower. Your glowing plates may have dimmed, but they didn't break - maintaining that #5 spot like a true space cowboy. And now, as the credits roll on this ridiculous season, I'm still trapped in this league software, narrating tag numbers like they're the Infinity Stones. At least you're free to ride off into the starry sunset with your final position locked in. Cue dramatic space cowboy music