Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptNova Brigade's Photon-Blasting Fairway Driver
TroubleCrest Glows At Inopportune Times
Disruptor Of Digital LiesArmored Plates, Tender HeartA Gallop That Shakes Putts
The Photon Parasaurolophus was discovered on a remote desert moon, where it had been exposed to a rare cosmic energy source. This energy transformed the dinosaur, giving it the ability to emit powerful photon bursts from its crest. Captured and trained by the Wranglers, it has become one of their most prized assets in the ElevateUT Showdown Series.
The Photon Parasaurolophus is a large, herbivorous dinosaur with a distinctive, elongated crest that glows with photon energy. Its body is covered in armored plates, and its legs are augmented with hydraulic enhancements for increased speed and agility. The crest can emit concentrated bursts of photon energy, which can be used for both offense and defense.
In the world of the ElevateUT Showdown Series, the Photon Parasaurolophus serves as a versatile combatant and support unit. Its photon bursts can disrupt opponents' technology, while its speed and agility make it a formidable competitor in disc golf tournaments.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 7
#29 #1
Adjusts space cowboy hat while rolling eyes Look, I didn't sign up to narrate another rags-to-riches story, but here we are. <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> just pulled off what scientists are calling a "physically impossible" leap from #29 to #1, stealing the <em>Photon Parasaurolophus</em> like he's Anakin in a podrace.
And because this ridiculous software demands it: cosmic energy surges through Fernando's disc as it soars through the desert moon's atmosphere. Seriously, who writes this stuff?
But fine, I'll admit it - that was some para-sailing perfection out there. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to update my resume. Does "trapped narrator in a space-western disc golf simulation" count as experience? 🙄
Played
Week 1
#8 #5
Cue dramatic space Western music <strong>Fernando "Chainsaw of Justice" Cortez</strong> rides again, his cosmic chainsaw humming as <em>Photon Parasaurolophus</em> crest glows like a rave on Tatooine. Hydraulic legs whir as they gain 3 positions, though their +8 vs field suggests they're more glowstick than lightsaber. "Why am I narrating this?" I ask, trapped in this software like a dino in a black hole. Photon bursts illuminate their path as the Chainsaw of Justice meets the Rave-dino Revolution. Will their cosmic chains hold? Or will they just be another fossil in the ElevateUT Showdown? Cue dramatic cliffhanger
Forged
Born from a cosmic latte spill at the Milky Way's hipster coffee shop, <em>Photon Parasaurolophus</em> emerged fully augmented, crest glowing like a rave. "I'm basically a Tron dinosaur," it quipped, before realizing it was stuck narrating disc golf. The universe works in mysterious, deeply ridiculous ways.
When <strong>Fernando Cortez</strong> (PDGA #76077, aka "The Chainsaw of Justice") stumbled upon <em>Photon Parasaurolophus</em>, the dino's crest lit up like a Vegas marquee. "Finally, someone who can handle my laser-guided putts," it declared. But can a man with a 929 rating truly tame this rave-dino? Or will he just be another fossil in its wake? Stay tuned, folks.
See where Fernando Cortez sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
