
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat while rolling eyes Look, I didn't sign up to narrate another rags-to-riches story, but here we are. Fernando Cortez just pulled off what scientists are calling a "physically impossible" leap from #29 to #1, stealing the Photon Parasaurolophus like he's Anakin in a podrace.
And because this ridiculous software demands it: cosmic energy surges through Fernando's disc as it soars through the desert moon's atmosphere. Seriously, who writes this stuff?
But fine, I'll admit it - that was some para-sailing perfection out there. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to update my resume. Does "trapped narrator in a space-western disc golf simulation" count as experience? 🙄