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Matthew Milliman
Pool Emblem Valkyrie's Gale
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 881 rating
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#31 Valkyrie's Gale
Matthew Milliman

Matthew Milliman

PDGA Rating 875
Division MA3
Events Played 10
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Valkyrie's Gale

Origin Story

Valkyrie's Gale originated from the winds that sweep across the battlefields, carrying the souls of the bravest warriors to Valhalla. It is said that the Valkyries themselves harness these gales to aid in their sacred duty. Over time, the gale became a symbol of the Valkyries' power and the swift justice they deliver.

Properties

Valkyrie's Gale is a powerful, ethereal force that can be summoned by the Valkyries to aid in their tasks. It possesses the ability to sweep across vast distances in an instant, carrying messages, souls, or even the Valkyries themselves. The gale is imbued with the essence of the Valkyries, making it a formidable ally in battle.

Role

Valkyrie's Gale serves as a swift and decisive force in the Valkyries' quest to choose the worthy warriors for Valhalla. It aids in the transportation of souls and messages, ensuring that the Valkyries can fulfill their duties with unmatched speed and efficiency.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Loki's Rogues
Loki's Rogues

Loki's Rogues

Loki's Rogues are cunning tricksters, sly shape-shifters and chaotic agents of mischief. Aligned with Loki's schemes, they seek to undermine the heroes' quest and sow discord among the gods. These rogues revel in deception and thrive in the unpredictable realm of chaos.

"In the clashing of discs, I heard the echoes of a thousand battles, and I knew I had found a new arena in which to prove my worth."
Thor Odinson Loki Laufeyson

Faction Leader

Loki, God of Mischief

Loki is the cunning trickster god known for his shape-shifting abilities and schemes. He delights in causing chaos and stirring up trouble among gods and mortals alike. Loki's unpredictable nature and knack for deception make him a formidable foe.

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Divisions

FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

Matthew Milliman
Matthew Milliman
Week 6 Score: 55 Place: 1
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Matthew Milliman
Matthew Milliman
Week 4 Score: 53 Place: 2
2 months ago
Matthew Milliman
Matthew Milliman
Week 3 Score: 55 Place: 1
3 months ago
Matthew Milliman
Matthew Milliman
Week 2 Score: 53 Place: 1
3 months ago
Matthew Milliman
Matthew Milliman
Week 1 Score: 55 Place: 1
3 months ago
Origin Story
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