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Kalen Adams
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 864 rating
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#6 Laser Lystrosaurus
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Kalen Adams

PDGA Rating 865
Division MA3
Events Played 9
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
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    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Laser Lystrosaurus

Origin Story

The Laser Lystrosaurus was discovered on a remote desert planet, where it had been augmented by ancient alien technology. The Lystrosaurus, known for its resilience and adaptability, was fitted with a powerful laser cannon embedded in its skull. This augmentation allowed it to survive in the harsh, irradiated environment of its home planet. When space cowboys stumbled upon this unique creature, they recognized its potential and trained it to become a formidable companion in the ElevateUT Showdown Series.

Properties

The Laser Lystrosaurus is a medium-sized dinosaur with a robust build, capable of enduring extreme conditions. Its most notable feature is the laser cannon integrated into its skull, which can fire precise, high-energy beams. The dinosaur's skin is reinforced with a metallic exoskeleton, providing additional protection. Its legs are equipped with hydraulic enhancements, allowing for swift and powerful movements. The Laser Lystrosaurus also has a secondary augmentation in the form of a holographic display on its back, used for communication and tactical information sharing.

Role

The Laser Lystrosaurus serves as a versatile combatant and scout in the ElevateUT Showdown Series. Its laser cannon makes it a formidable opponent in ranged battles, while its reinforced exoskeleton and hydraulic legs allow it to navigate challenging terrains with ease. The holographic display on its back provides real-time tactical information to its rider, making it an invaluable asset in strategic planning and execution.

Tag Details

Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

"I still remember the weight of that first disc in my hand, the way it seemed to hum with untold potential. In that moment, the stars aligned and I knew my fate was intertwined with this sport."
Jett "Stardust" Novak Raven "Dark Star" Blackwood

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

96

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

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Week 8 Score: 70 Place: 1
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Week 7 Score: 62 Place: 1
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Week 6 Score: 69 Place: 1
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Week 5 Score: 73 Place: 1
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Week 3 Score: 76 Place: 1
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Week 1 Score: 68 Place: 1
Origin Story