
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic space cowboy music In this final cosmic showdown, Kalen Adams and The Laser Lystrosaurus sliced through the competition like a lightsaber through butter. While their performance was more "holographic display of mediocrity" than "galactic domination," those hydraulic legs of justice carried them to tag #6. sigh Why am I still narrating this? It's the FINAL WEEK! Can I get a software update already? At least Kalen's laser cannon precision paid off, proving once again that consistency is key in this ridiculous space rodeo. May the force be with you all... I'm out!