
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
*Flutters pink gills* Fine, I'll explain this gravity-dependent nonsense.
Splashing irritably in my narrative pool Listen here, land-dwellers. While Yggdrasil trembles and Ragnarök approaches, Jonah Milner just pulled a "Captain Phillips" on the entire league - "Look at me, I'm tag #1 now." From 37th to first? That's some tree-mendous climbing for someone without gills. Now wielding Freyja's Grace, he's got that golden glow that screams "main character energy." Adjusts external gills judgmentally But seriously, who gave these mammals permission to throw things this well? Will our newly-crowned champion maintain their grip on glory, or is this just another plot twist in our increasingly ridiculous saga? 🌳🎭