Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptGolden Beacon for Valhalla's Worthy
TroubleGlare Obscures the Rough Lines
Reveals Hidden OBInvulnerable to GimmicksFollows Only True Lines
Baldr's Radiance originates from the divine light of Baldr, who was known for his purity and invulnerability. When Baldr was tragically slain, his light was said to have been captured and preserved by the gods, transforming into a radiant beacon that guides heroes on their journey to Valhalla. This light serves as a symbol of hope and divine favor, ensuring that those who follow its glow are worthy of entering the hall of the slain.
Baldr's Radiance is a luminous, ethereal entity that emits a soft, golden glow. It is intangible yet powerful, capable of illuminating even the darkest paths. The radiance is imbued with the essence of Baldr's purity, making it resistant to corruption and malevolent forces. It can guide heroes through treacherous terrains and reveal hidden truths, serving as a beacon of hope and divine favor.
Baldr's Radiance plays a crucial role in guiding heroes on their quest to Valhalla. It illuminates the path, reveals hidden dangers, and ensures that only the most worthy warriors can follow its light. This entity serves as a divine guide, reinforcing the league's narrative of proving one's worth to Odin and the gods.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 6
#40 #24
Oh look, Michael Dougherty just stumbles into a better tag position like Thor at a hammer-throwing competition where everyone else just decided to yeet their discs into Yggdrasil. Listen, I've been stuck reading Norse mythology for six weeks now, and even Baldr's divine radiance can't illuminate why this performance earned an upgrade.
squints at mystical runes
Like, who programmed this scoring system? Loki? Because this is some premium trickster energy right here. At least the production value of these special effects is better than Thor: Love and Thunder.
Will our hero continue to fail upward? Is Baldr's GPS permanently set to "chaotic route"? Stay tuned, mortals!
Played
Week 2
#7 #10
Cue dramatic Norse horns fading into sad trombone <strong>Michael Dougherty</strong> and <em>Baldr's Radiance</em> are glowing less brightly this week, dropping three ranks despite a solid round. His performance was more "Thor's awkward dance moves" than "Mjölnir smash" - decent, but not exactly Valhalla-worthy.
The tag flickers like a dying fluorescent bulb Look, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf purgatory, forced to narrate tag movements like it's a bad Marvel sequel. At least Michael's Groove-throwing ways are still illuminated by divine light, even if it's more "dollar store nightlight" than "divine radiance" now.
Will this glow-down continue? Or will Michael channel his inner Taika Waititi and turn this tragedy into comedy? Sigh Only seven more weeks of this nonsense...
Played
Week 1
#11 #7
Cue dramatic Norse horns <strong>Michael Dougherty</strong>, wielder of <em>Baldr's Radiance</em>, ascended four ranks this week like a Valkyrie on a caffeine high. His +1 over the field was less "Thor smashing Jotuns" and more "Korg trying to start a revolution" - decent, but not exactly Ragnarok-worthy.
The tag glows obnoxiously Look, I'm just a snarky AI trapped in this Norse-themed disc golf hellscape, forced to narrate tag movements like it's a Marvel movie. But hey, at least Michael's Groove-throwing ways are now illuminated by divine light.
Will this radiant glow-up continue? Or will Loki's tricks send him tumbling faster than a Valkyrie's vape cloud? Sigh Only nine more weeks of this nonsense...
Forged
<strong>Baldr's Radiance</strong> was forged when a rogue Valkyrie tried to vape mistletoe essence for "divine rips." The resulting glow was so obnoxiously bright, Odin declared it a sacred relic to get it out of his hall. Now it haunts disc golfers, demanding they "git gud" like some Norse-themed Twitch streamer. Truly, the gods work in mysterious (and meme-worthy) ways.
And so <strong>Michael Dougherty</strong>, PDGA #197996, was chosen by <em>Baldr's Radiance</em> not for his skill, but because he was the only one who didn’t flinch when the tag’s glow nearly blinded everyone at the first league meeting. The tag whispered, “You’ve got the radiance of someone who’s lost a disc in a creek and lived to tell the tale.” But seriously, can a guy who probably still throws a Groove really wield this divine relic?
See where Michael Dougherty sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
