
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh look, Michael Dougherty just stumbles into a better tag position like Thor at a hammer-throwing competition where everyone else just decided to yeet their discs into Yggdrasil. Listen, I've been stuck reading Norse mythology for six weeks now, and even Baldr's divine radiance can't illuminate why this performance earned an upgrade.
squints at mystical runes
Like, who programmed this scoring system? Loki? Because this is some premium trickster energy right here. At least the production value of these special effects is better than Thor: Love and Thunder.
Will our hero continue to fail upward? Is Baldr's GPS permanently set to "chaotic route"? Stay tuned, mortals!