Garrett Colwell: #84 Freyja's Falcon

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Garrett Colwell

PDGA Rating 951
Division MPO
Events Played 4
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Garrett Colwell
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
Averaged a 875 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
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    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Freyja's Falcon

#84

Origin Story

Freyja's Falcon originates from the divine falcon cloak worn by Freyja, the goddess of love, beauty, and fertility. This cloak, gifted by the gods, allows Freyja to transform into a falcon and soar across the realms. The falcon represents divine guidance and protection, symbolizing the journey of heroes as they strive to prove their worth to Odin and the gods. The falcon's presence is a sign of Freyja's favor, ensuring that the heroes are watched over and guided on their path to Valhalla.

Properties

Freyja's Falcon is a mystical entity with the ability to transform between a falcon and a divine cloak. The falcon possesses keen eyesight, allowing it to see great distances and detect hidden dangers. Its feathers are imbued with magical properties, providing protection and enhancing the wearer's agility and speed. The cloak, when worn, grants the wearer the ability to transform into a falcon, enabling swift travel and evasion of obstacles. The falcon's presence is a symbol of divine favor, offering guidance and protection to those who prove their worth.

Role

Freyja's Falcon serves as a divine guide and protector for the heroes on their quest to Valhalla. It watches over the heroes, providing guidance and protection as they face the challenges set by Odin and the gods. The falcon's presence is a sign of Freyja's favor, ensuring that the heroes are not alone on their journey and that they have the divine support needed to succeed.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Odin's Champions
Odin's Champions faction symbol

Odin's Champions

Odin's Champions are valiant heroes, gods and creatures who epitomize honor, courage and nobility. They seek to prove their worth and earn glory through epic deeds. Guided by the wisdom of Odin and empowered by the might of Thor, these champions strive for entry into Valhalla.

Faction Leader

Thor, God of Thunder

Thor is the mighty defender of Asgard, wielding the hammer Mjolnir. He is the epitome of strength, courage and heroic valor. Thor's loyalty to Odin is unyielding, and he leads Odin's Champions with fierce determination.

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Garrett Colwell
Week 1 Score: 56 Place: 4
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