
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue Marvel movie music Garrett Colwell may not be wielding Mjölnir yet, but Freyja's Falcon has granted him +2 positions in this week's divine rankings. His 56 was... well, let's just say it's more "What We Do in the Shadows" than "Avengers: Endgame." Insert falcon transformation sequence here
As your snarky Norse narrator trapped in this cursed software (seriously, who codes these updates?), I must report that Garrett's throws were guided by Freyja's divine vision - though some might call it luck. Remember last week's "Valhalla-flop" reference? Let's just say the falcon's still deciding if this was skill or a happy accident.
Will Garrett continue his ascent, or will Loki's tricks send him spiraling? Find out next week, same Valhalla time, same Valhalla channel!