
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Flips through soggy Norse mythology notes with external gills twitching in confusion
Listen mortals, I live underwater - trees aren't my thing. But even I can tell Jaron Gold just pulled off the most disc-appointing ascent in Valhalla history. Despite a performance that had Odin reaching for the mead, our hero somehow stumbled UP nine spots to claim Huginn's Whisper.
Squints at numbers through aquarium glass
Task failed successfully, as the internet kids say. Even Huginn's wisdom can't explain this one. What's next - will Loki start giving out participation trophies? 🌳