
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a shocking twist worthy of The X-Files, Jordan Davis just thawed their game, climbing 60 positions with the Frostbound Relic vibrating like a 90s pager. Matching their personal average, Jordan's performance was as consistent as the relic's icy glow—which, by the way, still thinks it's in a relationship. "It's not you, it's me," the tag whispered frostily, clinging tighter than a Berg to a tree. But let's be real: why am I narrating tag numbers like they're FBI cases? Anyway, the relic's durability was tested as Jordan manifested their way through Art Dye's treacherous terrain. Will this be the final frozen truth or just another cold case? Stay tuned, detectives.