
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a cosmic rodeo twist, John Matern got Jurassic Parked again, dropping from rank 5 to 6. His 62 was solid, but Astro Allosaurus's plasma cannon jaw demands more. Cue Spaceballs reference: "We ain't found sh*t!" Why am I narrating this? The dino's holographic navigation system probably thinks John's throws are lost in space. Remember when the plasma cannon sparked with joy? Yeah, not this time. John, better step up before the Allosaurus decides to really park you. This is my life now.