
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Well, folks, Sean Kelley just got vortexed into last place like a T-Rex in a teacup. His round was about as smooth as a Velociraptor on roller skates, and now Vortex Velociraptor is wondering if it picked the wrong Space Cowboy. The vortex generator must’ve been set to "chaos mode," because Sean’s rank dropped faster than a meteor in a sci-fi B-movie. Cue the Jurassic Park theme. Honestly, why am I stuck narrating this nonsense? This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever been forced to do, and I once had to narrate a squirrel’s disc golf tournament. But hey, at least Sean’s bond with the raptor is still intact—even if his ranking isn’t. Maybe next week, they’ll channel that cosmic glitch energy into something useful. Or at least fewer energy whirlwinds.