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Jared Cloward
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Gleipnir's Keeper
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Valhalla @ Creekside

Jan 04 - Mar 01, 2025
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#45 Gleipnir's Keeper
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Jared Cloward

PDGA Rating 867
Division MA3
Events Played 12
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Gleipnir's Keeper

Origin Story

The origin story of 'Gleipnir's Keeper' begins with the forging of Gleipnir by the dwarves, who created the chain from six impossible ingredients: the sound of a cat's footfall, the beard of a woman, the roots of a mountain, the sinews of a bear, the breath of a fish, and the spittle of a bird. The Keeper was chosen by Odin himself to guard this chain, ensuring that Fenrir remains bound and the balance of the cosmos is maintained. The Keeper's journey is one of vigilance and sacrifice, as they must constantly watch over the chain and resist the wolf's relentless attempts to break free.

Properties

The physical properties of 'Gleipnir's Keeper' include a chain-like texture that is both smooth and unyielding, symbolizing the strength and resilience of Gleipnir. The tag is imbued with a faint, ethereal glow, representing the magical essence of the chain. It is lightweight yet durable, designed to withstand the rigors of the quest. The tag also features intricate runes that pulse with energy, signifying the Keeper's connection to the divine and their role in maintaining cosmic balance.

Role

'Gleipnir's Keeper' influences events by serving as a constant reminder of the balance between chaos and order. The Keeper's presence ensures that the forces of chaos, represented by Fenrir, are kept in check, allowing the heroes to focus on their quest to Valhalla. The Keeper's vigilance and sacrifice inspire the players to remain steadfast and resilient in their journey.

Tag Details

League Valhalla @ Creekside
Pool Loki's Rogues
Loki's Rogues

Loki's Rogues

Loki's Rogues are cunning tricksters, sly shape-shifters and chaotic agents of mischief. Aligned with Loki's schemes, they seek to undermine the heroes' quest and sow discord among the gods. These rogues revel in deception and thrive in the unpredictable realm of chaos.

"In the clashing of discs, I heard the echoes of a thousand battles, and I knew I had found a new arena in which to prove my worth."
Thor Odinson Loki Laufeyson

Faction Leader

Loki, God of Mischief

Loki is the cunning trickster god known for his shape-shifting abilities and schemes. He delights in causing chaos and stirring up trouble among gods and mortals alike. Loki's unpredictable nature and knack for deception make him a formidable foe.

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FA40 MA3 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Jared Cloward
Week 2 Score: 56 Place: 5
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Jared Cloward
Week 1 Score: 60 Place: 10
4 months ago
Origin Story
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