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Parker Durham
Cryoshade Monolith
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The Phoenix Series @ Art Dye

Nov 22 - Jan 10, 2025
Averaged a 587 rating
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#81 Cryoshade Monolith
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Parker Durham

PDGA Rating 0
Division MA4
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Cryoshade Monolith

Origin Story

The Cryoshade Monolith was discovered deep within the frozen heart of Art Dye's course, buried beneath layers of ice and snow. Legend has it that the monolith was erected by an ancient civilization that once thrived in the area, using it as a conduit to communicate with the ice phoenix. Over time, the monolith became a repository of the phoenix's essence, absorbing its supernatural energy and becoming a beacon for those seeking to unravel its mysteries.

Properties

The Cryoshade Monolith is a towering structure made of an unknown, crystalline material that seems to shimmer with an inner light. It is perpetually cold to the touch, and its surface is covered in intricate, glowing runes that shift and change when exposed to moonlight. The monolith emits a faint, eerie hum that can be felt more than heard, and it has the ability to create localized areas of extreme cold, freezing anything that comes too close.

Role

The Cryoshade Monolith serves as a key artifact in the investigation of the ice phoenix. It acts as a focal point for supernatural energy, drawing in and amplifying the phoenix's essence. Detectives use the monolith to track the phoenix's movements and to uncover hidden clues embedded in its runes. The monolith also has the power to temporarily freeze time in its immediate vicinity, allowing investigators to study supernatural phenomena without interference.

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