
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this frozen finale, Marta Villa delivered a performance so cold it would make Elsa proud. Investigating the course like a seasoned detective, she matched the field average and improved on her personal best, climbing 7 positions to claim Frostshard Monolith #48. The Monolith hummed approvingly, its icy chill spreading through the rankings. "Remember when I said you had the chill factor?" it seemed to whisper, "Well, you're basically Elsa now." But can she maintain this frozen streak, or will the pressure make her melt like a snowman in July? And more importantly, why am I stuck narrating this icy soap opera? Somebody call Mulder and Scully, because this X-File is getting ridiculous. The Monolith's final hum echoes: "The truth is out there... but good luck finding it in this frozen mess."