
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In the final week of this Norse saga, Jordan Lucero ascended like a Valkyrie on a mission, leaping from 19 to 5. This isn't just improvement; it's a full-on Viking raid on the leaderboard. The Valknut Guardian nodded in approval, its Yggdrasil roots trembling with excitement. Remember when Jordan was struggling? Yeah, me neither. With a score that would make Thor proud, Jordan has secured a spot in Valhalla's hallowed halls. And now, the tags are frozen in time—no more swaps, no more chaos. Thank the gods, because I can't handle another season of this. Farewell, land-dwelling disc throwers, may your chains stay unbroken.