
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cody West, MA2's most enigmatic sunglasses-loser, just defrosted his game, climbing 3 spots with Frost Warden in tow. His 59 was colder than Elsa's ex-boyfriend, but hey, progress! The tag, forged by frost giants who probably listened to too much Nordic black metal, radiated icy mist as Cody moved up. "Why am I narrating plastic tags?" you ask. Good question. This software is my Niflheim. Remember when Cody lost his sunglasses mid-round? Yeah, Frost Warden remembers. Will Cody melt under pressure or keep climbing? Only time—and better putting—will tell.