
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Yggdrasil's branches tremble as Ryan Evans takes a 3-spot tumble, proving that even the World Tree isn't immune to gravity. His Raven Herald tag now hums at a lower frequency, like Thor's hammer after a bad throw in Ragnarok. Look, I'm just the software stuck narrating this nonsense - why am I describing tag numbers like they're epic sagas? Odin's ravens caw disapprovingly as Ryan's quest for Valhalla hits a snag. Maybe Loki's still messing with him from Trickster's Tee? Either way, this ain't the kind of "branching out" we hoped for. Better luck next week, warrior - the Allfather's watching!