Dustin Hanson: #34 Galactic Giganotosaurus

Dustin Hanson

Dustin Hanson

PDGA Rating 914
Division MP40
Events Played 14
34
Dustin Hanson
Pool Emblem Galactic Giganotosaurus
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 919 rating
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Galactic Giganotosaurus

#34

Origin Story

The Galactic Giganotosaurus was discovered on a distant planet where it had evolved to harness cosmic energy. Space cowboys, seeking the ultimate steed, captured and augmented it with advanced technology, transforming it into a formidable disc golf competitor. Its journey from a wild predator to a legendary tournament champion is a tale of bravery and innovation.

Properties

The Galactic Giganotosaurus is a massive dinosaur with cybernetic enhancements that allow it to channel cosmic energy. Its scales are reinforced with a metallic alloy, providing unparalleled durability. The dinosaur's tail is equipped with a plasma whip, and its eyes are augmented with laser targeting systems. These attributes make it a dominant force in disc golf tournaments.

Role

The Galactic Giganotosaurus serves as a symbol of power and prestige in the disc golf league. Its presence in tournaments inspires awe and challenges players to push their limits, embodying the spirit of the space cowboy ethos.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nova Brigade
Nova Brigade faction symbol

Nova Brigade

A heroic faction of rookie space cowboys and their loyal dinosaur companions. They believe in justice, honor, and the true spirit of disc golf. With elegant cosmic augmentations, they ride into battle as beacons of hope.

Faction Leader

Jet Masterson

Jet is a young rookie space cowboy who stumbled into the world of cybersaur disc golf. Though inexperienced, his pure heart, quick wit, and strong bond with his dino partner Nova have made him a rising star and inspiration to many.

Members

96

Divisions

MPO FPO MP40 MA1 MA40 MA2 MA3 MP50 MP60

Tag History

Dustin Hanson
Dustin Hanson
Week 1 Score: 61 Place: 1
2 months ago
Origin Story