
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In a cosmic twist of fate, Dustin Hanson (PDGA #60543, because apparently that matters in space) stumbled upon Galactic Giganotosaurus while searching for his lost disc in a black hole. The dino, equipped with a plasma whip and a Roombaโs sense of direction, declared, โYouโre the one who can handle my Wi-Fi signal!โ Now, Dustin rides this augmented beast across the disc golf galaxy, wondering if heโs worthy or just really good at finding lost discs. Is he the chosen one, or just the guy who didnโt say no?