
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In this intergalactic showdown's final frontier, Nicholas Jennings mounted his Cosmic Carnotaurus for one last ride. Despite performing like Star-Lord without his Walkman (+7 vs field), his cybernetically enhanced mediocrity somehow propelled tag #13 to #8. "I didn't sign up to narrate this like it's the Olympics," I groan, trapped in this software for eternity. The Carnotaurus's holographic visor must've malfunctioned, because those scores are lightyears from his personal best. At least he's riding off into the sunset with a better number - finality never felt so forced. Cue dramatic space cowboy music.