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Erik Hansen
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ElevateUT Showdown Series

Jan 05 - Feb 23, 2025
Averaged a 877 rating
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#8 Cosmic Carnotaurus
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Erik Hansen

PDGA Rating 855
Division MA3
Events Played 3
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Cosmic Carnotaurus

Origin Story

The Cosmic Carnotaurus was discovered on a distant, uncharted planet by a group of space cowboys during a high-stakes disc golf tournament. The dinosaur, already a formidable predator, was enhanced with advanced cybernetic implants by the cowboys, turning it into a loyal and powerful steed. Together, they forged an unbreakable bond, becoming legendary heroes in the galaxy's disc golf circuits.

Properties

The Cosmic Carnotaurus is a massive, bipedal dinosaur with glowing cybernetic enhancements that amplify its strength and speed. Its hide is a mix of natural scales and metallic plates, providing both protection and a striking appearance. The dinosaur's eyes are equipped with advanced targeting systems, allowing it to track discs with pinpoint accuracy. Its tail is augmented with a plasma generator, capable of delivering powerful strikes.

Role

The Cosmic Carnotaurus serves as a formidable competitor in disc golf tournaments, using its enhanced abilities to dominate the course. Its presence inspires awe and fear in opponents, making it a key player in the high-stakes world of space cowboy disc golf.

Tag Details

League ElevateUT Showdown Series
Pool Nero's Marauders
Nero's Marauders

Nero's Marauders

A villainous faction of outlaw space cowboys led by the infamous Nero Saurex. With their illegal tech and militarized cybersaurs, they dominate the field through force, intimidation, and underhanded tactics.

"I still remember the weight of that first disc in my hand, the way it seemed to hum with untold potential. In that moment, the stars aligned and I knew my fate was intertwined with this sport."
Jett "Stardust" Novak Raven "Dark Star" Blackwood

Faction Leader

Nero Saurex

Nero is a hardened veteran space cowboy, infamous across the galaxy for his brutal tactics and illegal SuperZok. Driven by an insatiable hunger for glory and disdain for the new generation, he'll crush anyone in his way.

Members

28

Divisions

FA40 MA4 FA1 FA2 FA3 FA4 MA50 MA60 MJ18 FJ18 MJ15 FJ15

Tag History

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Erik Hansen
Week 1 Score: 67 Place: 1
3 months ago
Origin Story
3 months ago