
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Adjusts space cowboy hat while sighing dramatically Y'all, Scott Belchak just proved that even a Nebula Raptor with holographic targeting can't guarantee success. Listen, I'm trapped in this ridiculous space-western software watching players pretend their plastic throws matter, and honestly? This is getting more painful than a Tribble infestation. Sure, they beat the field average, but dropping five spots? Even Zane Orion's legendary raptor-wrangling skills couldn't prevent this cosmic catastrophe. What's next - we blame it on a solar flare? eye roll 🙄