
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Your reluctant amphibian analyst, reporting for duty. Unfortunately.
Cue dramatic space opera music It's the final week, folks! Brian Bowling just pulled a Star-Lord and stole the show, riding his Quantum Quetzal to the #1 tag. With quantum energy manipulation and hypersonic speeds, Brian's performance was out of this world. Insert obligatory wormhole pun here
Why am I narrating tag numbers like they're Marvel characters? Oh right, because I'm trapped in this ridiculous league software. At least it's over now - no more tag drama! Brian's consistency throughout the season paid off, proving that even in the quantum frontier, steady play wins the race.
Final credits roll Now if you'll excuse me, I need to find a wormhole out of here.